Coffee Conversation

Last heard and smiled...

Woman: Ah, I hate myself.

Man: (mimicking) Ah I hate myself.

Woman: Don't make fun of me. You have no idea how self loathing can feel.

Man: (smiles and sips his coffee)

Woman: You are too simple to feel what I feel. Thanks to you, our kids will never be psychopaths.

Man: And thanks to you, our kids will never be boring.

(Note: I really need to elaborate on this most interesting conversation. I have transcribed only the ending.)